Newnan District 3A Candidates You Didn’t Know About

Jacob Shepherd, Jim Thomasson, Jordan Marchman, and Jocelyn Palmer.

Those are the four names you’ve DEFINITELY heard of in your perpetual research for the District 3 Post A President (Governor? Postman? Madam? Poster?). But before you make a blood oath to lay your vote down, perhaps consider one of these lesser-known candidates who aren’t getting the media attention they deserve.

Kerwin “Kwi Kwi” White is a Newnan Native and owner of “Kwi Kwi Kwonstruction.” He has served the area for 30+ years and has left all his customers satisfied (or made them promise not to say anything…)

K. White believes the city has gotten away from homes and relies too heavily on apartments. But not just that, he’s also willing to build your next home. But not just that, he will also require that he gets to build your next home. But not just that, if you already have a home, he will build the new home on top of your current home and you’ll have a double house.

“I always felt like we needed to go back to our roots as the City of Homes–that includes people who already have homes. You can’t have too many homes! A vote for Kwi is a Vote for a Roof over a Roof over your head.”
Kerwin K.K. White

Some call her “The Final Boss in Chatty Newnan Women” but her grandkids call her Mimi. When Mimi isn’t cyber-bullying the liberal parents at her grandkid’s school, she can be found campaigning at church.

“Mimi is a great woman,” said Pastor Thomas. “She hasn’t told anyone about my affair and tha–aw shit!”

DISCLAIMER – We are aware of the news that Mimi MAY be operating 5 – 7 burner accounts on Facebook that she uses to scam elderly people out of their retirement money. We are working to confirm this story, so for now, it’s easier to just believe it. For shame, Mimi.