Written by Sharpsburg Sam
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, citizens of Coweta County, brace yourselves for the spectacle of the century, the marvel of the millennium, the masterstroke of human imagination, the epitome of entertainment, the magnum opus of Newnan, Georgia! I give you ‘SNAKE DOME!’, a colossal glass amphitheater so grand, awe-inspiring, and breathtaking that it will leave you spellbound!
This is no ordinary stadium, oh no! It is a MILE-WIDE glass dome standing tall in the heart of Newnan, Georgia. Yes, you heard it right—a mile-wide! It is a testament to our collective vision, our audacious ambition, and our unwavering belief in the power of human potential.
Funded by your tax dollars, this is not just an arena but a symbol of our unity, resilience, and undying spirit. It is a gift from the people of Coweta County to the world, a beacon of hope, a shining star in the vast firmament of human achievement.
Now, imagine this: the most ridiculously talented snakes, handpicked from the farthest corners of the globe, facing off against the most gallant young gladiators from Senoia, Georgia. The clash of scales and steel, the roar of the crowd, the thrill of the battle – all under the watchful eyes of H.W. Wings n’ Things, our proud sponsors.
But ‘SNAKE DOME!’ is more than just a battle arena. It is a celebration of our rich history, vibrant culture, shared dreams, and boundless potential. It promises an optimistic future, a future where Newnan, Georgia, is not just a dot on the map but a shining star, a city that dares to dream, a city that turns a dream into a reality.
So, my dear friends, let us join hands, stand tall, and embrace this future with open arms. Let us make ‘SNAKE DOME!’ a reality, etch our names in the annals of history, and show the world what Newnan, Georgia, is truly capable of. Because, my friends, the future is not just bright, it is blindingly brilliant!
From the desk of Harold:
In an effort to grow community engagement for our CHILDREN, I placed a poll on Newnan Time with Harold and asked if people would prefer a large waterpark or a small amusement park. Unfortunately, Sharpsburg Sam slid a third poll option into the mix: snake dome. And while the waterpark/amusement park couldn’t crack a dozen votes, Snake Dome continues to climb up in voter count and has made one thing crystal clear: we want Snake Dome.
Here our some terrible AI photos:
Newnan Time with Harold 