FORMER “CHATTY NEWNAN WOMEN” MEMBER NOW PULLING FIRE ALARMS “JUST TO FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN”
A disturbing pattern has emerged over the past two weeks in Newnan as someone has been pulling fire alarms in public buildings for no good reason. According to multiple witnesses, it’s a recently banned member of the local Facebook group Chatty Newnan Women and she says she’s doing it “just to feel something again.”
Suzanne M., 42, was removed from the popular community group after a heated exchange over a series of “passive-aggressive” posts.
“I asked one time if a business posted was a pyramid scheme, used a pharaoh GIF to prove my point, laugh reacted at a response, and suddenly I’m the villain,” Suzanne told reporters while standing outside the Newnan City Hall with a Diet Coke and crazy look in her eyes. “Now? I just set off fire alarms. At least that gets a reaction. Whatever. Don’t @ me.”
Police say she’s pulled alarms at multiple locations, including the Newnan Library, Publix, the Chick-fil-A, and every Walgreens.
“She bought a candle, looked me dead in the eye, and said, ‘Smells like rejection, b*tch.’ Then she calmly pulled the fire alarm and walked out,” an employee said.
Suzanne claims she isn’t trying to hurt anyone but just looking to fill the emotional void left by her ban. “Who needs a heart reaction? This little red box is the only thing I need, now.”
The Newnan Police Department issued a warning discouraging alarm pulling, “We understand community drama is real, but please don’t involve the fire department.”
Suzanne remains at large as legal action is being considered. If you see something, say something. Fire alarms are NOT TOYS!
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