The Frost Family Starts New Political Party in Newnan

IN A MOVE OF DESPERATION, BRANT & BRANT FROST LAUNCH NEW POLITICAL PARTY

In a move that has local Republicans burning at the collar, Brant Frost IV and his heir apparent, Brant Frost V, have announced the formation of a brand-new political movement: The Ponzi Party.

The Frosts claim their platform is “faith, family, and funneling money upwards,” and they are proudly funding it with their freshly minted and definitely-not-a-scam cryptocurrency, FrostCoin. Early investors are promised “guaranteed 300% returns,” although the fine print states that “returns” may be delivered in the form of a handshake, a Chick-fil-A coupon, or simply a hearty “God bless, yall, ya hear.”

At the Ponzi Party launch rally, Frost IV told the crowd, “Our coin will revolutionize politics by eliminating the middleman. Instead of donating to a campaign and wondering where your money goes, you’ll KNOW it went directly into our pockets.” Frost V then added, “And just like our family name, FrostCoin value will NEVER melt.”

The SEC, meanwhile, has already opened an investigation, though the Frosts insist that the letters “SEC” actually stand for “Southern Evangelical Coin.”

Critics are calling the whole thing a sham, but the Ponzi Party maintains that they’re just “cutting out the government and the IRS middlemen” because nothing says integrity like a father-son crypto pyramid in downtown Newnan.