Peachtree City Man Takes Golf Cart on Snow Tour, Declares State “Not Built Like Me”
While most Georgians responded to rare snowfall by staying inside, one Peachtree City man chose a different path: loading up his golf cart and driving it directly into counties that actually got snow, just to prove a point.
“I’ve been training for this my whole life,” the man said, tightening a jacket that definitely did not need tightening. “You think Peachtree City carts can’t handle real winter? That’s cute. STAY CUTE! I STAY GRINDING!”
Witnesses say the man traveled north and west into snow-covered areas of Georgia, carefully selecting locations with at least a full inch of accumulation so the flex would count. He reportedly narrated the entire journey, pointing out that his cart “has traction,” “doesn’t panic,” and “eats paths tougher than this for breakfast with a kale tea.”
Locals in the snowier regions were unimpressed, noting that the cart moved slowly and required frequent stops. The man dismissed the criticism.
“Anyone can drive a truck in snow,” he said. “This is precision. This is culture.”
By late afternoon, the man returned home, posting photos of the cart next to snowbanks and issuing a final statement to friends and neighbors: “Georgia winter handled. PTC OUT.”
Officials confirmed everyone laughed at him when he left.
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