Newnan Boyfriend: Ghosting You or Raptured?
WORRIED ABOUT THE RAPTURE OR WORRIED ABOUT THAT CUTE NEWNAN BOY? Is He Ghosting You or Did He Literally Float Into the Sky With Jesus?…
Newnan – A Neighborhood Divided
NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! DOWN WITH FLAGS! UP WITH CIVILITY! I am sick of it. I’m a minute from Vomit Town and my neighbor is…
Newnan-Coweta-Harold Magazine Best of Coweta Awards 2025
Newnan-Coweta-Harold Magazine readers set yet another record this year, casting more than 1,609,600 ballots in our Best of Coweta Readers’ Choice Awards. Since the reader-voted…
First Liberty Building and Loan Closes – As Explained by My Mommy
It has come to my attention that First Liberty Building and Loan in Newnan has shuttered its doors and this is having huge repercussions in…
Coweta County Data Centers – A Turin Wi-Fi Trap?
Coweta Data Centers Accused of Beaming Internet to Sneaky Turin Freeloaders In a scandal that’s rocking the digital dirt roads of Coweta County (take me…
Flat Creek Floyd – THE TRUE STORY
Deep in the mysterious, mosquito-infested wetlands of Peachtree City, where pineapples and regrets grow likes grapes on a grapevine (what other kind of vine would…
A Poem to The Roundabout
In concrete curves, a love untold,The roundabout, a story unfolds.Yielding signs, a silent ballet,A patient dance, where cars all play. No traffic lights, a timeless…
New Outlet Mall? New Outlet Heck Yeah!
Here we go again… An awesome, kick-@$$, super fun, exciting, incredible, memory-making, exceptional thing is coming to Newnan and everyone is pretending to be upset…
Newnan needs a SNAKE DOME
Written by Sharpsburg Sam Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, citizens of Coweta County, brace yourselves for the spectacle of the century, the marvel of…
Barbie Beach in Peace
If you’ve been living under a Barbie Dream House, you may have missed the news that the owners/creators/artists behind Barbie Beach have moved to the…
The Perfect Newnan Housing
OK, we get it. Newnan hermit crabs do not like apartments, they do not like shopping centers, they do not like singles living in the…
Joe Biden Out. What next, Newnan?
Biden dropped the bombshell from his cozy abode in Rehoboth Beach, Del., where he’s been holed up since catching the dreaded COVID-19 on Thursday night.…
Newnan Time with Harold 