Linda McMahon’s Husband Vince McMahon Visits Coweta CEC
In a surprise turn of events Friday, wrestling impresario and professional chaos enthusiast Vince McMahon, husband of former U.S. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon, made an unexpected appearance at the Central Educational Center (CEC) in Newnan. School officials initially believed the visit was a scheduling error, but quickly realized things were about to get “sports entertainment” related.
During the tour, McMahon praised the CEC’s hands-on learning approach but suggested a few “minor tweaks” to the education system. Chief among them was the introduction of a new “Money in the Bank” style GED program, which would place a perfect GED score inside a briefcase suspended above the classroom. Students looking to bypass the final years of high school would simply need to climb a ladder and retrieve it.
According to McMahon, the program would “teach perseverance, balance, and awareness of your surroundings,” particularly with the added obstacle of his “good friend” Brock Lesnar, who was reportedly waiting in the gorilla position. Sources claim Lesnar would be responsible for delivering surprise F5s to any student who hesitated too long on the ladder.
Educators nodded politely as McMahon explained that failure to retrieve the briefcase would result in “another year of coursework,” while success would be celebrated with entrance music and pyrotechnics. No official word yet on whether steel chairs would be approved by the school board.
School officials thanked McMahon for the visit and confirmed that, at this time, no ladders, briefcases, or former UFC champions will be added to the curriculum.
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