10 Things for Newnan Residents to Do With All That Extra Bread and Milk
Congratulations, Newnan. We survived another almost-storm. The roads are dry, schools are open, and every refrigerator in Coweta County is packed like a grocery store swingers event. If you’re staring at six loaves of bread and enough milk to kill a cow, here are 10 productive, community-minded, emotionally healing things you can do:
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- Open a Pop-Up French Toast Bistro
Every household now has the ingredients. Name it something classy like Après Snow (That Didn’t Happen). Reinvest into next January, when we do this all over again. - Build a Bread Fort
If you can’t be snowed in, you can at least feel snowed in. Rye goes on the bottom for structural integrity. White bread is the President of the Fort. - Attempt to Freeze Milk Anyway
Just to prove you could have survived. Label the container “Emergency Milk” and forget about it. - Host a Support Group
Invite friends over to process the emotional whiplash of canceling plans, un-canceling plans, and then pretending you never cared. Serve milk. - Feed a Teenager
Approach slowly. Some are feral. - Make a Chocolate Milk Display Next to the Confederate Soldier Statue in Downtown Newnan
Upset the locals while putting your milk to good use! - Give A Mouse A Cookie
Then you know what he’s going to ask for next… - Start a TikTok Channel
Do all the little dancies but do it with bread hands! Girls love bread hands. - Donate It (After Admitting Defeat)
Yes, you were wrong. No, it doesn’t define you. The food pantry does not judge. They’ve seen this before. They accept all. - Do Absolutely Nothing
Let the bread go stale. Let the milk expire. Let this moment pass, as it always does, until the next forecast includes the words “wintry mix.”
Newnan Time with Harold 