BREAKING: East Coweta Traffic Collapses After Teenager Adds CBD Oil To Car
EAST COWETA, GA — Friday afternoon traffic near East Coweta High School came to a complete standstill for nearly three hours after a local teenager allegedly poured CBD oil directly into his car “to help it chill out a little.”
Witnesses say the teen had heard CBD helps with anxiety and decided his 2008 Nissan Altima “seemed stressed during rush hour.” The vehicle immediately died in the middle of the road during peak after-school traffic, trapping hundreds of furious parents in pickup lines and intersections across East Coweta.
“This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to this county,” said one enraged father who reportedly moved only 400 feet in 47 minutes. “I missed baseball practice, my daughter’s dance pickup, and half of my will to live.”
Parents described scenes of total chaos as traffic backed up past schools, subdivisions, and at least one Chick-fil-A entrance.
Authorities confirmed the car’s engine was “absolutely not designed to be emotionally supported by hemp extract.”
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