Ms. Rachel Becomes Coweta County’s Most Relentless Project Sail Supporter
*COWETA COUNTY, Ga. residents have apparently gained an unexpected new voice in the ongoing conversation surrounding Project Sail. Ms. Rachel.
The popular children’s entertainer, known for teaching toddlers colors, numbers and language skills, has reportedly become so enthusiastic about Project Sail that she has begun discussing the controversial Coweta County development proposal on virtually every social media platform available to her.
“Hi friends!” she reportedly begins in one social media post. “Today we’re going to learn a very important place: Data Centers!”
The video then allegedly transitions into a 14-minute explanation of industrial development, infrastructure and county tax revenue.
“She used to teach my kid the alphabet,” one Coweta mother said. “Now my three-year-old is asking me about power capacity.”
The situation reportedly escalated when Ms. Rachel began responding to social media comments about Project Sail.
One resident supposedly posted, “I don’t really know how I feel about Project Sail.”
“That’s OK! Let’s use our words and talk about it!”
Another commenter apparently attempted to change the subject.
“Anyway, has anybody tried some good Mexican food?”
Ms. Rachel was reportedly already typing.
“BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT TACOS, LET’S TALK ABOUT ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT.”
A is for Asphalt.
B is for Broadband.
C is for Coweta County.
D is for Data Center.
E is for Economic Development.
Meanwhile, Coweta residents are reportedly begging Ms. Rachel to return to teaching the basics.
“Please,” one resident said. “We just want the dinosaur song back.”
