Locals torn over…everything?

We’ve heard it all.
Support small businesses.
Support locally owned businesses.
Support locally owned business run by small people.

Or whatever the boomers say these days.

Citizens of Newnan and Newnan Accessories are upset by small people businesses locally owned and sourced business people, not getting the support they need. It is tough. We have locals feeling like they’re a future succulent Chinese meal comprised of chicken, that is now just a freshly dead bird about to tossed into the Taizy® Poultry Meat Bone Separator Machine.

The problem you ask?

Well it’s all of these gotdamn transplants being brought to the one, the only, Coweta County and filling up these apartment buildings that all locals loathe. Fair enough, these apartments are most likely as stable and as well built as the heart of 46 year-old Andre the Giant.

But wouldn’t they be helpful in supporting the small businesses run by locally sourced small people who source business and business accessories???

Welcome to Wrongville, population YOU.

Local man of the people and self proclaimed micro-economix (sic) expert, Curtis McBurtis, pictured below, weighs in with the thoughts of the citizens:

“We don’t want them here”
“$1800 a month, 1 bedroom apartments bring crime”
“If that field is turned into an apartment complex, I’ll have to find a new field to dump a body”

Look, I get it, everyone is inconvenienced by more people coming to town. But just like Santa Claus, they are stuck in my chimney, screaming for dear life, not understanding the way they are expelling oxygen is just shortening their lifespan. Also, coming to town, Santa Claus and more transplants are coming to town.

We would all love small business owners to be successful small business owners. It would be fantastic. Most won’t be though and that’s the reality of it and the price of admission. The other price of admission for successful small businesses? A successful local population with a need and/or expendable income.

The moral of the story for all of those not a fan of new build construction and transplants? Pull yer self up by yer bootstraps into that lifted F150 and drive on over to Buffalo Wild Wings to sexually harass your favorite waitress and support your local small business!