The Newan Time Grading System (for Reviews)

As Newnan Time with Harold’s domain explodes in popularity, we have thrown on our investigation goggles and decided to investigate a bit into WHY we’re eating view count like a Thanksgiving buffeast. And one thing is very clear—you all like reviews around these parts.

At the below link is a few things we’ve posted thus far in our critic section. Take a look, come back, ask how the grading system breaks down, and then be answered:

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How does our grading system work? Everywhere we visit will receive either an A, B, C, D, E, or F. Your typical grading system, with what we call homeschooling added to it. And in the wild wild west of homeschooling, you can get an E grade as well. Here is how the letters shake out:

F – Absolute failure of a business.

E – Everyone should avoid this place, but if you’re dragged there for some reason, at least it won’t leave a scar on your life.

D – I don’t recommend going here more than once, maybe twice. But I promise you can do better.

C – It is totally normal to complain while you’re here, but there’s a lot to compliment while you’re Karen-ing it.

B – One of the better options–above average. I can understand why some would love this, but it’s not one of my favorites.

A – I am proudly a regular here and will do whatever I can to promote, grow, and inspire this business. We are blessed by their astounding existence.

Now, what about those pesky pluses and minuses? This is where you come in! Before I review anywhere, I go into the people and investigate a bit on how they feel. If the customers are saying trash, they get a minus. If the customers are saying recycle, they get a plus. And no limit exists to how many pluses and minuses one can receive! But typically, it’s only one. Let’s not get greedy. The locals (well, the locals that love Harold) feelings about the places I visit will absolutely influence the review. I can love a place with all my heart, but if you hate it then baby boy is getting a “-” slapped on its forehead. 

Make sense? Yes? No? You hate me? WHY?!?! After all I’ve done for you?!?!?

Do you have a unique perspective, some spending money, awareness of Coweta, and an itching to write/video/podcast for us? We are looking for more critics to grow our team! Let’s review everything in town, because why the heck not?